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I just love the smell of cyanide and adamantium in the morning

February 29, 2008 · No Comments

Two parts again. Part Uno: “It’s adamantium-tasting time, boys!”

I have another Wolverine update I meant to post, like, a week ago, but it slipped my mind. I intended to mention it in my last post, because it actually pertained to the Lost episode that aired yesterday called “The Constant.” Anyway, here it is.

Daniel Henney (left) and Kevin Durand (right)

If you watched last night’s Lost, the guy on the right might look familiar. Kevin Durand played Keamy, one of the men on the boat Frank, Sayid, and a “disoriented” Desmond traveled to by helicopter. So what does this have to do with Lost? Both of the actors shown above will be in X-men Origins: Wolverine, which is reported to hit theaters May 1, 2009. Kevin Durand will be playing the Blob (that’s right, it’s confirmed) and Daniel Henney will be playing Agent Zero, originally known as Maverick, “a member of the Weapon X program and an expert tracker with lethal marksmen skills.” Yeah, I know. Instead of being played by a German, he’s being portrayed by a Korean actor. That makes perfect logical sense.

And now on to the main attraction himself. Snikt! More exclusive Wolverine promotional photos have been released.

Ohhh, yeahhh …

The latest Empire magazine issue (April 200 8) has an article about the movie and includes some Iron Man stuff, as well. In fact, if you live in the UK and subscribe before time runs out, you can receive a free Iron Man graphic novel to go along with it. Jesus, what am I, free European advertisement?

God, he’s ripped.

See both images in full at the Marvel website.

Part Dos: On to Batman. The Harvey Dent/Two-Face viral epidemic (no pun intended) has begun to sweep the internet. Check out I Believe in Harvey Dent and sign up by email, phone number, or both for updates on how you can help change Gotham city. I’ve joined the fight and immediately received an email stating this:

Citizens of Gotham! The future of our city rests in your hands!

Alone, we are helpless against the thugs and killers menacing our city.

Together, we have the power to take back Gotham.

In just a few days, you’ll find out how.

Sweet! I can’t wait to see what’s in store.

On another note, Todd Haynes—director of the movie about Bob Dylan called I’m Not There in which Heath Ledger (who of course portrays Gotham’s Clown Prince of Crime in the upcoming July movie, The Dark Knight) starred—and Aaron Eckhart, who plays Harvey Dent in TDK, paid a tribute to Heath in an interview by MTV.

Haynes recalled his experience on the set with Ledger, saddened that he was unable to join the cast and crew of INT as they strode down the blue carpet at the Independent Spirit Awards:

“We got very close on this project. He was an extraordinary person,” Haynes told MTV News. “[He was] so insanely gifted and so humble at the same time. I just love him and I’ll miss him always.”

… “He was beginning his directorial ambitions himself. We really shared the set together, and he really dug the way we were making my film. He’d come over and whisper some suggestions and it would be brilliant, f—ing brilliant,” Haynes acknowledged. “So we lost double, we lost triple. We lost a lot.”

… “I think people were so stunned by what happened because they had already put him in a different category because of his work. That’s why the tabloid stuff and the personal stuff didn’t explain it properly and never will,” Haynes argued. “He was so much more than that, and I really think it’s in what he’s already given us that we see him best.”

Ledger as one of six versions of Bob Dylan in I’m Not There

Eckhart remarked on his own awe of Ledger when they worked together on TDK:

“I am glad that I was able to be in the same room and watch him work,” Eckhart contended. “I had the chance to watch him shine in this movie. He did work that just blew me away. It’s a shock.”

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Somebody call Jerry Springer and invite the Oceanic Six

February 26, 2008 · 2 Comments

Last Thursday’s episode of Lost, “Eggtown,” lived up to the more than satisfiable quality of the other episodes so far in this season, and ended with a twist quite typical to the show’s famous (and perhaps at times infamous) recipe.

Firstly, why the hell is it called “Eggtown?” I wondered that myself, actually, until I looked it up on Lostpedia (thank God for tv nerds with Wikipedia fetishes, though I can’t seem to find the specific location on the page now). According to those behind the scenes at the Lost wiki, there were many things within the episode that pertained to its title. The term “eggtown” itself refers to a system of bartering, and since eggs would be a measly exchange, poor towns would be referred disdainfully as egg-towns. I personally thought that, in a sense, this could refer to the “exchange” of Aaron, since at the end of the episode Kate’s baby was revealed to not be her own flesh and blood at all, but Claire’s.

Cuuute …

There could be several reasons why Kate ended up with Aaron. Maybe Kate just simply stole Claire’s baby, which doesn’t seem logical to me, though, considering Kate and Claire are friends on the island. However, something illogical like that would actually be normal for Kate, considering she’s highly indecisive when it comes to what she wants and who she is—for example, as Sawyer correctly noted, she just jumps back and forth between Jack and Sawyer depending on her mood and what her needs are at the time. When it comes down to it, she’s selfish.

Or maybe Claire died and Kate “adopted” Aaron for her, although there’s something odd about that, too, considering Aaron referred to Kate as “mummy.” Still, lots of adopted kids, especially young ones like Aaron, associate their adoptive parents as their “true” parents. Besides, it sort of makes sense. Aaron’s too young to have to deal with or even comprehend the Crazy Island, Home to Fucked Up Psychological Projects Where No One Can Leave, Inhabited by Black Smoke and Polar Bears, and Ruled by Freaky Numbers story. I mean, it’s a little much for any outsider to swallow without gagging on the thick swill of ridiculous bullshit; while Aaron did, of course, live through the trauma of the Island (which will demand some serious therapy later on due to all those suppressed memories, poor kid), he’s too young to remember and fully understand, anyway. So it’s really not that strange. And like a lot of things in Lost that seemed to be a big deal, there might actually be a simple explanation behind it that doesn’t make Kate seem like a sneaky bitch. Take lovely Desmond for instance: We all thought he was some crazy Scot for living underground and pushing a goddamn button every 108 minutes, and that he was as fucked up as the Others, who we all figured were savages until we met people like Juliet—although, in retrospect, they honestly did make Desmond seem delusional at first, but now he’s cool and we all like him (plus, he’s nice to look at).

Or, perhaps Claire’s still alive but for some reason couldn’t make it back to civilization and she didn’t want her kid growing up even more traumatized than he probably already will be, so she gave him to Kate to take care of out of trust. You know, the whole instinctive mother sacrifice thing. I personally wouldn’t want my child to grow up on that hellhole of an island, but, hey, maybe that’s just me.

Additionally, there’s also the issue of why Jack refuses to see Aaron. Does he know “Kate’s” child is really Aaron (though, really, unless he’s stark blind, how the hell could he not have noticed)?

There are other minor references to the episode title, “Eggtown,” as well. The episode, for instance, literally starts out with eggs: Locke’s nice breakfast for Ben that gets smashed against the wall in our Island Secret Keeper Man’s frustration (why, O Island, do you torture him so?). Also, part of the episode (in the present) deals with Kate’s fertility: the issue of whether or not she is pregnant with Sawyer’s child (she says she’s not). Of course, that just led to me debating back and forth over the course of the episode whether or not “Kate’s” baby was Jack’s or Sawyer’s, which, obviously, was a intended tactic meant to play the viewer right into the writers’ hands as a distraction (and it worked, damnit).

“Who’s my baby daddy?!”

Speaking of which, don’t they have condoms on that island? Although I guess the island itself functions as one big contraceptive, figuratively speaking, considering no one’s baby survives to be born. Well, the conception part still happens, but let’s just say the pro-abortion people would be happy and the pro-life advocates would be pouting on the beach and cursing “Mystery Frickin’ Island” (see last post on nicknames).

“Fuck it, I’m SO blowing this popsicle stand of an island.”

On another note, I’m still asking myelf why Kate didn’t stay behind, considering she had to deal with the consequences of her crimes. Knowing Miles’s response to “Do you know what I did?” you’d think that even though Miles and his crew had to study everything about the Oceanic passengers, that Kate would be scared off and not want to take any chances returning with them to the US. And since Kate plead “not guilty” to her conviction in the flashforward, that suggests that she didn’t suddenly change her ways and want to take responsibility for all the shit she’s done. Nope. She’s the same ol’ Kate—except for the child part, but whatever, although technically it’s not even hers. Unless, of course, she decided she just had it with all the insanity and would rather rot in jail on a life sentence than deal with the weird Monster and the Others anymore, which is perfectly understandable. Face it, the drama and conspiracy on that friggin’ island would make anyone cry out for normalcy and mediocrity. I mean, I’m not even on the island and it drives me crazy just thinking about having to put up with all that crap. Sure, the show’s great and all and I’ve stuck with it since Day One, but honestly, it’s ridiculous. Let’s not lie. Scientific explanations for everything my ass.

Next up, Daniel. This guy:

Daniel Faraday with Charlotte.

In this episode, Daniel and Charlotte played a memory game in which Daniel had to recall the suit, number, and color of each (Dharma) playing card. Charlotte tried to remain, unconvincingly, optimistic throughout the test, but a despairing and frustrated Daniel was disappointed in himself when he got two out of three correct. Charlotte called it “progress,” but Daniel questioned incredulously whether or not that was really progress at all.

Looking back at past season four episodes, there is additional evidence of Daniel’s problematic memory. In “Confirmed Dead” Naomi referred to Daniel as a “headcase” when discussing her odd assortment of a crew with the freaky Oceanic guy (Matthew Abaddon, the tall African American guy who approached Hurley in his flashforward in the mental institution). Obviously, there’s something mentally off about him, just like with Hurley and Libby. Frankly, I’m interested and can’t wait to learn more about him. Also in “Confirmed Dead,” during Daniel’s part of the flashback he is seen starting to sob uncontrollably when he sees a news report about the finding of Oceanic 815 in the depths of the ocean. Someone whose face is not revealed (later revealed by the writers to be Daniel’s caretaker—further possible evidence of a mental health issue) asks him why he is upset, and he responds, “I don’t know.”

Daniel Faraday responding to the news about Oceanic Flight 815.

Moreover, when Jack and Kate first meet Daniel (after he falls from the helicopter), he demonstrates some odd behavior while they look for Miles and the other members of his crew; this abnormal behavior fueled the impression that “those people” came to harm the Losties, a view shared by Ben (well, no duh, they’re after him), Locke and his group, and even some ambivalent members of Jack’s. Nevertheless, thinking about it now, Daniel’s initial behavior in the company of Jack and Kate was probably nothing more than innocent and harmless, unlike what was first imposed on us viewers. Daniel’s oddness most likely can simply be attributed to his unreliable memory and whatever mental health problem he has suffered from.

When Jack asked him his name, Daniel paused a long time before answering. According to Lostpedia, he also used the technique of word-searching when he wanted to refer to his pack but couldn’t immediately pinpoint the right word. Moreover, he was generally mentally sluggish and is somewhat eccentric, often mumbling to himself. When they met up with Miles, the latter had to remind him of their secret code—the one Naomi used when she talked about the sister she doesn’t have over the radio—which is meant to be used if someone had a gun to their head and needed help. Miles reprimanded Daniel about this after he called Jack and Kate “good people,” treating him as though that forgetfulness were a normal and annoying occurrence.

The memory game.

There are some rather interesting theories on the Lost wiki about this guy. I try to generally avoid these theories, because either they might actually be dead-on and thus flat out spoilers, or just because there are so many and most of them are so wild that it runs the risk of throwing off my own perceptions. However, I read a few, and one said that Daniel doesn’t actually have memory loss; instead, Charlotte was testing his psychic ability. There was also something about how he lost that psychic capability and was trying to regain it. According to a part of that general theory, Charlotte never turned over the cards—Daniel was trying to guess them. Nonetheless, while that theory is intriguing and could be possible, I don’t think it is. I wouldn’t really think a psychic would be called a “headcase,” even though, I guess, he could be by those who don’t buy into the whole thing (me included). Still, it seems much more likely that he was a mental patient or something along those lines. Besides, Charlotte’s an anthropologist, not a psychic herself. How could she test him from a point of higher authority if she was not trained in some way or was one herself in order to judge his skill level and track improvement? It just doesn’t seem likely, especially because his memory seems extremely poor. A psychic who lost his “powers” would, in my view, merely be reduced to normalcy, not a sublevel of functioning. And to counter the Charlotte-never-turned-the-cards-over thing, that scene with Daniel and Charlotte began in the middle of Charlotte’s test, not the beginning, so in reality I guess you could say it’s technically not confirmed whether or not Daniel saw the three cards beforehand. We only saw him guessing and then the results.

What is more, there was an interesting suggestion that Daniel could be Ana Lucia’s “Danny.” It’s certainly conceivable, knowing the many connections between characters on Lost … although Ana Lucia was part of the Los Angeles police force and Daniel, according to “Confirmed Dead”’s flashforward lives in Essex, Massachusetts. People do move, however.

At any rate, I can’t wait until they dig into Daniel’s character. Looks like I’m going to have to stick it out, though: It sounds like the next episode’s focus will be on Desmond, but that’s just guessing.

Get your own Dharma cup from the official Lost store! Made by mainSTAYS, a Wal-Mart China affiliate—what, you don’t believe me? Google it.

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“Oh, happy day. Here comes Dr. Giggles.”

February 22, 2008 · No Comments

ItsJustSomeRandomGuy, the creative genius behind the Marvel/DC Youtube videos, was hired by the New York Comic-Con to make them a few promotional spots. Marvel approved the first one, featuring Doom. Way to go, man!

Okay, Lost. If you watched last night’s episode, “Eggtown”—was the ending not creepy? That’s just fucked up. I won’t say anything about the episode now, because it just aired last night and some serious shit happened, but I plan on making a post later on which will discuss it with those spoilers in mind, so don’t read it unless you’ve already seen it. Or don’t care. Either one.

But for now, something for your entertainment … A Sawyer Nickname video. It’s rather long, but it’s fast-paced and chock full of clips of Sawyer calling people by various names. Great stuff. I found it on the Lost wiki. Also, there’s a Sawyer nickname generator on abc.com, which is amusing. I tried it and it’s not that great, but who knows, you might find it stupidly fun.

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“Finally, I’m off that damned island! —Wait, I’m doing what now?”

February 21, 2008 · No Comments

Another X-men Origins: Wolverine update, my friends.

So what do Lost and the homo superior world of the X-men have in common? Dominic Monaghan, that’s who. Heh, I find this hilarious. Our favorite deceased Lostie will be playing Barnell Bohusk (aka Beak). Have no idea who that mutant is? Neither did I, really. Anyway, here’s a description:

Beak was a mutant whose bones were light and hollow. His arms had begun to grow feathers, which when fully formed, may have allowed him to fly. He could at the mean time glide and fly for short distances with great effort. Beak also had enhanced eyesight along with talons on his hands and feet. Even though Beak had bird-like qualities, it was extremely difficult for him to fly.

Apparently Beak hasn’t been in a lot of X-men comics, so I don’t feel too bad about not knowing who he is. Besides, my favorite boy with feathers is Angel, and he actually has wings, and can actually fly.

FATE has brought Monaghan to BEAK.

Also funny, Scene.co.nz interviewed Wolverine stunt double Kate Newman, who is probably doubling for Lynn Collins’s character, Silver Fox (at least that’s my guess). Now, there’s something in that article that I find amusing:

She also had the “unexpected” job of kissing Jackman’s double. “Definitely no tongue involved,” she adds.

Heh, why would a stunt double have to kiss another stunt double in a movie? What the hell kind of scene were they shooting? :D

Newman had to dye her hair brown to match the actress’s, an “up-and-coming twenty-something Hollywood star and a ‘really nice girl’.” Hm, wonder who it might be.

On another note, I can’t wait for the new Indiana Jones movie that’s coming on on May 22 (it’ll be especially interesting to see Harrison Ford in an action/adventure movie now that he’s, uh—how old is he now, anyway?), I believe, called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Jesus, they sure like words, don’t they? So here’s the trailer for IJatKotCS.

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A divorcee, a vegetable, and a football player walk into a bar …

February 20, 2008 · No Comments

Yay! Three more members of the X-men Origins: Wolverine cast have been revealed.

Ryan Reynolds, Will. i. am., and Taylor Kitsch

First, Ryan Reynolds (left) will have a cameo as Deadpool, the “Merc with a Mouth.” Wondering why he looks familiar? Definitely? Maybe (okay, cheesy, I know)? That’s because Reynolds plays the father of the little girl, played by Abigail Breslin, in Definitely, Maybe. Reynolds was also considered for the part of the Flash in the movie of the same named to be released this year (sweet).

Reynolds: Basically for me there are two superheroes that I could play. One would be Deadpool, the other would be The Flash. There are no imminent plans to do either just now.

The article by Comingsoon.net which that quote came from was last updated February 8, but it is now confirmed that he is indeed going to be portraying Deadpool in Wolverine.

Interestingly, Will. i. am. (middle) of the Black Eyed Peas will be playing the role of the mainstream version of John Wraith in the movie. … I’m not exactly sure how I feel about a hip hop/pop artist being involved in what is for me, and innumerable others, a highly anticipated movie, but I guess he has the looks down, right?

Finally, I saved the best for last. Taylor Kitsch (right), most presently known for his role on Friday Night Lights, will be playing our favorite Southern thief: Louisiana-born Remy LeBeau. That’s right, Gambit! It’s about freaking time, too! According to SuperHeroHype.com, Kitsch signed a three-picture deal. Does that mean he’ll make an appearance in Magneto? I have no idea.

Kitsch will be joining the other reported cast members of the movie: Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, Danny Huston as William Stryker, Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth, Lynn Collins as Silver Fox, and of course the previously mentioned two. There are also rumors that the Blob could make an appearance.

On another note, thanks to SuperHeroHype.com, a high-resolution picture of the Wolverine promotional shot I posted earlier is available in a size good enough for a wallpaper.

Lastly, some The Dark Knight news. The next trailer for the movie will be shown at SHOWEST in Las Vegas on Thursday, March 13, 2008. This trailer will focus on Batman/Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) and Two-Face/Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart). It is rumored to premiere with 10,000 B.C. on March 7.

“Theta?! This is no time for math, goddamnit!”

Vandalized courtesy of the Joker.

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