Boxers or briefs? Boxers.
“The cape and cowl stay on, baby. It’s just how I roll.”
Heh, that’s kind of horrible but incredibly amusing. Bats has always been one for practical solutions—especially when you’re comparing him to Superman (cough moron cough).
Did Thomas and Martha Wayne even KNOW who Lex Luthor was? I highly doubt it—and I highly doubt they’d tell their only son to grow up and kill him as some weird way of avenging their deaths (which were by gunfire, by the way). Metropolis is, like, the polar opposite of Gotham: one’s nice, warm, and happy and watched over by an alien schmuck and the other is a gritty, smoggy hell-on-earth, to put it simply.
So I guess that leaves one explanation: Batman is just pulling that “little known fact” out of his ass to get Supes to shut up. And frankly, you can’t blame him. Bats has a very subtle sense of sarcasm (just like Alfred)—and he rocks for it.
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